Madonna & Guy Are Not Divorcing, Bitches!

Mr. & Mrs. Madonna are not breaking up!
Madonna and Guy Ritchie
With reports that the Material middle-ager and Guy Ritchie -- her husband of over seven years -- were on the outs, Madge's longtime rep Liz Rosenberg issued a statement saying, "I am delighted to confirm that Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie remain happily married."

Rumors of their divorce began to swirl after Guy failed to show up alongside Madonna at her Malawi benefit last month and her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last week. The nerve! According to Rosenberg, Madonna was in NYC doing promotion for her upcoming album, while Guy was in England finishing a Nike commercial and his new flop film.

Guy may be busy, but when your pop icon wife gets inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame -- you take a vacation day!

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46. I bet Guy Ritchie has just been desperate for ages to get out of that marriage to that control freak. Jeeeeeeez......From what I read, she has to sleep in a different bedroom on an entirely different floor and that no one in her home is allowed to make a sound once she goes to bed. She thinks she's sexy, but because it seems she's the biggest bitch (talented yes but....) and Guy's just gotta be sick of her. It would be nice to see it work out....I love happy endings. I think it's just a matter of time and that relationship is OVER

Posted at 1:38AM on Mar 18th 2008 by T

47. I get the impression that Guy Ritchie is pretty secure about himself, and I think (would hope) that he enjoys Madge just the way she is. You have to admit that as a total package, she has been fabulous. They married later in life, so that would preclude any surprises for him about who she was, as everybody knew her (public) persona.
Her private persona could be quite different. Stage performers wear their stage persona like a costume, for entertainment effect and purposes. They've built a nice little family of five (so far) and I'm sure Guy doesn't mind a bit that she comes with her own pursuits and her own money. He has his own busy work agenda, and she is probably quite relieved by that, as she is as good at flying solo as she is as a pair. Perhaps being inducted into the R & R Hall of Fame is not as big a deal to those who have already won so much as it would be to an average Joe. Maybe they just had a squabble. Maybe things are a bit rocky. Maybe not. Maybe they just like to always have one parent available at all times for the kids. Who knows. I do know that I have great empathy and admiration for Madonna, who lost her Mom very young, but managed to focus and drive herself to her present day position. Many big performers become huge because of a passionate and dedicated ambition in part to fill some kind of a vacuum. Hers was a very constructive, albeit driven and positive response to overcoming a great personal sorrow, and I'm very glad for her. If a man accomplishes what she has, he is called assertive, a leader and an entrepreneur or mogul. When a woman achieves big things, she is called aggressive, a b*tch, a b*llbreaker, and her femaleness is somehow called into question; and Madonna is obviously all female, and then some.
I do hope things are OK for them marriage wise. She tries so hard to do well at everything she does, that she deserves someone who simply appreciates her for exactly who and what she is, as is, unconditionally. (give or take a mulligan or two)

Posted at 2:45AM on Mar 18th 2008 by ExFVocals

48. WHO THE "F" CARES??????????

Posted at 5:15AM on Mar 18th 2008 by me again

49. Was it really necessary to use the word "bitches" in the headline? I guess I just don't understand modern journalism.

Posted at 8:24AM on Mar 18th 2008 by SnarkyGuy

50. THEY ARE DIVORCED. 1) NO SHOW UP AT THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN HER LIFE. 2) NO SHOW UP AT HER FIRST IMPORTANT FUND RAISER 3) DID YOU HEAR JUSTIN'S COMMENTARY ON STAGE WHILE INDUCTING HER. "INDUCT HER" - WAY TOO MANY INAPROPRIATE MESSAGES MADE TO A MARRIED WOMAN.

THEY ARE DONE. OF COURSE THEY WILL SAY WE ARE FINE. WHO WOULDN'T.

Posted at 1:47PM on Mar 18th 2008 by I KNOW

51. They're done. They were a mismatch from the start. She was taking off and he was falling behind. At least if he gets rid of her he might be able to make a decent movie for a change.

Posted at 1:51PM on Mar 18th 2008 by buxxy

52. Hard to believe - I can hear the cookie crumbling.... he's probably SICK of her too.

Posted at 12:12PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Nelle

53. she just wants to get rid of him now - because she knows Sean Penn is available that was always the one she was sorry she let go - or lets say he let her go - which hurts her ego!!

Posted at 2:00PM on Mar 18th 2008 by llisa calderon

54. I think Madonnna is looking more and more like Sara Jessica Parker. See this pic of Mad: http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20184795_5,00.html

Posted at 12:54PM on Mar 18th 2008 by marstennis

55. Wasn't there a track released years ago to the effect of: I wish Madonna would die? That's it. :)

Posted at 5:55PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Sebastian

56. She looks like Bette Davis!! Ewwwwwww..

Posted at 7:49PM on Mar 18th 2008 by Paging Buffy

57. This is interesting

Posted at 3:38PM on Apr 5th 2008 by fox

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